1. I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better know something. - Age 46
2. I’ve learned that my gas tank is always empty when I’m late for an important meeting. -Age 32
3. I’ve learned that after age 50 you get the furniture disease. That’s when your chest falls into your drawers -Age 53
4. I’ve learned you shouldn’t call a $100 meeting to solve a $10 problem. -Age 52
5. I’ve learned that if I’m in trouble at school, I’m in more trouble at home. -Age 11
6. I’ve learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. -Age 58
7. I’ve learned that nothing really bad happens when you tear those little “do not remove” tags from pillows. -Age 31
8. I’ve learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. -Age 50
9. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. -Age 66
10. I’ve learned that you can’t tell how far a frog can jump just by looking at him. -Age 79
